oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

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qwop-into-mordor:

OH MY GOD EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

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spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

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prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

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